World Masturbation Champion, a day in the life of [Video]

Rest does a man good, gives him new perspective and impetus. So for that reason and that reason alone, I will not apologise for the prolonged abscence.
Just jumping straight into it, and from this first post I think that you'll notice the new perspective is lot on the lewd side of things.

That video up there basically documents a day in the current masturbation world record holder. He went 9h:58 mins, to earn that title. Basically, dude just straight plays with himself all day, while his girlfriend cooks some shitake mushrooms, and sews, what is hopefully a giant air balloon so she can just escape this hellish life she's stuck in. He claims she just doesn't have as high a sex drive as he does. I'm thinking the fact that all his sextoys are in the living room and their bean bag smells like ass, probably kills her sex drive. Bet you when he goes to the competition she gives herself the old "feel and squeal."

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