Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Author claims 4 month Female Orgasm, If you know what you're doing


"Some say that sex is overrated, but they just ain't doin it right" - Chris  "Ludacris" Bridges, lyrics from his feature on the Jamie Foxx tack, unprdeictable.

Author and sex instructor Nicole Daedone clearly has something more artisanal in mind than the creaking coitus of your average married couple. She is teaching, as the book’s subtitle has it, The Art And Craft Of The Female Orgasm, which, she claims, with the right partner and advanced technique, can last for anything up to four months. No, that’s not a mistake: four whole months.  How on earth would anyone find the time to eat or work, let alone put out the bins or floss their teeth? Back here in the land of the ten-second orgasm, most of us are more concerned about the fact we find it hard to squeeze in a proper conversation with our spouses than anything else. In Daedone’s world, however, women can experience a four-month orgasm through the applied practice of ‘orgasmic meditation’, or OM, which allows them to live in a continually aroused state that helps them embrace all areas of their life with sensuality and vigour. Daedone writes in her introduction: ‘It’s a way that any man can bring out the orgasm in any woman, in just 15 minutes.’ The reason Daedone uses the phrase ‘bring out’ is: ‘I have never met a woman who is not, right now, at this moment, orgasmic.’ She argues: ‘Orgasm is the body’s ability to receive and respond to pleasure. Pure and simple. Climax is often a part of orgasm, but it is not the sum total. The answer to the age-old conundrum is disarmingly (or deceptively) simple. She advocates stroking. The concentration must be so total that all other distractions are removed. The man keeps his clothes on and the woman only removes her garments from her bottom half. The stroking takes place in a prescribed manner (see the book for full instructions and graphic illustrations unsuitable for a family newspaper), on a home-assembled stroker’s nest (basically a soft mat and a couple of cushions) in a condition of Zen-like tranquillity and — this may scare off those who have stayed with me thus far — with the lights on. The woman’s job is to concentrate ‘mindfully’ on the sensations she feels, without letting her thoughts run to grocery lists. The man is supposed to describe what he sees and provide a running commentary.

I don't even bears hibernate for four months. This shit right here sounds like a claim, no one can back up. I mean we've heard Sting, tell us how he has sex for six hours straight because of Tantra, we've learnt how to find G-Spots, make people squirt, and now we have the four month "O"? If it's real, trust me i'll be first in line for a copy of the book, looking to glean whatever pearls it has to offer. This will lead to cheating , I mean, why have sex, regulary  if she hasn't come down from the Orgasm? I'm out on the streets, trying to get four months worth of Orgams from every woman that crosses my path.

L.G

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