Thursday, May 19, 2011

Graham Smith is a star in bed - according to his girl


Anytime any chick that you've banged tells any other person that you're a savage in the sack, you have a similar look on your face as Graham Smith has after hitting a century. Graham Smiths fiancee came out and told the whole world that even though her future hubby may be crap on the crease he sure as hell scores in the sack. More after the jump:



"Sex is gooooood with @GraemeSmith49," she said on Twitter this week.

And in response to one of his tweets, she responded: "thanks Stallion xxx"
 
"Thats cause I do the licky licky like this..."
 
Times Live Sport reports that a few followers responded to her comment. @jeremiser said: "I hope he doesn't just hit and run", while @lulubelle157 said: "lol... Too much information!"

The South African cricket captain got engaged last month to Deane, a singer from Ireland.

Smith was also fingered by another lady earlier this month: An IPL cheerleader from Pietermaritzburg blogged about the fun - and flirting - behind the scenes in India -- and she reckons that our skipper is a naughty boy.




 
"I leave the pussy looking like this..."
 
 "The guys treated us like pieces of meat," she said. "The men see your face, then your boobs, then your butt, then your boobs again!

"Ol Graeme Smith will flirt with anything while his girlfriend walks behind him.

 
"You guys give me too much credit!"
 
"The Aussies are naughty, a certain someone played kissing catches with three girls known to me and had a girlfriend back home. He told them: 'Come back to my room, I want to cuddle!'

"These cricketers are the most loose and mischievous I have come across."

Alas for those of us who wanted to know more of the gossip, the cheerleader, Gabriella Pasqualotto (22), got sent home after her identity as a secret blogger was revealed, the Natal Witness reported.

 
Gabriella Pasqualotto
 
Pasqualotto was one of 40 local women chosen for the IPL cheerleading squad that went to India at the beginning of April. Her earnings per month were almost R8,000.



"They don't call me the El Capitan for nothing"

Kudos to Graham Smith! But I really have to wonder how good your sex really is if your wife has to tell the whole world how good you are? I think she's trying to change the perception of people who've seen Graham Smith and the Proteas choke, she wants people to say "He was a shitty Captain but God knows he could fuck the shit out of a woman". If you ask me Diane that's just TMI.


BCM


Sowetan

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