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| Don't act like you don't know! |
Even when my singledom is taken into consideration, I am proud to declare I know nothing about sexual deprivation (and I don’t turn tricks either!) but I’ll need more reason than that to keep me from writing about one of the woes that scourge single women all over! I can only imagine what a “drought” feels like: a lifelong hangover maybe? A broken toenail? Accidentally biting your tongue? Close? No??? WHATEVER! Ladies, I’ve found a coping mechanism, one that doesn’t have a pulse, a huge ego and doesn't pass out after the deed!
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| And then there was light! |
Done and dusted are the days where hot blooded women subdued their sexual needs for fear of being written off as a bitch or hoe! Today, YOU’RE the bitch-ass nigga for not giving it to me on the regular! I sniffed out (too) many adult shops around Joburg but if you and i are in the same boat and aren't keen on the idea of "shopping" for sex toys in dingy looking shops, passionfruit is worth the visit. Half the stuff i found there i wouldn't have thought of in my wildest dreams (famous rabbit vibrator, waterproof vibes, multispeed vibrators, clitoral vibrators, vibrator kits, G-Spot vibrators and mini vibes). School yourselves kids, you don't wanna be the stupid kid in class!
Even found my holy sisters a lil something from up above!
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And for my Obama fans
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| YES, now you can too! |
THERE! Unless you’re fresh outta AAA’s, no longer shall your lady lips throb in the middle of the night! No more dry seasons for leading ladies.
Can you say G-G-G-G-G-SPOT
Jane Doe
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